Friday, August 10, 2007

Wardrobe malfunction

When does one do when he/she visits the washroom, only to realise that the zipper is a gone case? It can neither be zipped up nor down and the row of teeth cannot be closed either way. Just when you feel the urgency, you are caught in this tricky situation.

If you choose to rip off the pants, you might end up pant-less afterwards but if you don't, you might pee in that pair of pants. The problem doesn't get solved either way.

My choice would be to focus on whatever is urgent first.

1 comment:

Karrot Juice said...

So if peeing is my utmost urgency, do I then pee in my pants or rip my pants off in desperation?

Tsk. Headache.