Me: Hey, how come you paid me so much for the drinks? You are supposed to help me pay your friend *name censored* for my drinks (another night).
SS: I don't know how much your drink costs? But, I am buying you the drink.
Me: Huh, too rich ah? Can you buy me a house instead? Thanks.
SS: If I buy you a house, you must buy me a lover. wahaha...
*pondering whether a house or a lover costs more*
Me: Are you sure you want love bought using money?
SS: Better than nothing :)
Okay, if you insist.
I will shop for love on behalf of SS 'coz I do suspect that my house (read: landed) costs more! If I am lucky enough, I might even find willing parties to love him, free of charge.
Wish me luck.
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